andmichellesaid:

Patience is a virtue. I wish hurry the hell up was a virtue.

andmichellesaid:

Patience is a virtue. I wish hurry the hell up was a virtue.

Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

(Source: pleatedjeans)

michaxl:

did you say walk

michaxl:

did you say walk

(Source: escroto)

(Source: ogtmoreno)

heyraehey:

scarletneedscoffee:

cosmic-rebirth:

“Abracadabra” v. “Avada Kedavra”

heyraehey:

scarletneedscoffee:

cosmic-rebirth:

“Abracadabra” v. “Avada Kedavra”

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brenlovee:

toofacedd:

Lol! omg this is so true.

brenlovee:

toofacedd:

Lol! omg this is so true.

(Source: getsuswet)

(Source: bbybrittni)

eroticmind:

Starring Jessie Andrews…

this is one of the more erotic ones I’ve seen. and one of the more primal.

this one is fascinating… its a Dom/Sub relationship… but she actually DEMANDS to be punished in a way I’ve never seen done in a porno.

I think this was in the film Portrait of a Call Girl